Vote for Jeff Goldblum’s Hovering Head

Thu, 08/25/2016 - 9:15am

Given the election year, Two Salty Dogs recommends that you vote for neither major candidate and vote for Jeff Goldblum’s hovering head as it is revered by a dog (possibly Jeff’s) on a beach for president. We wouldn’t have taken such a drastic tack unless that dog on the beach REALLY loved Jeff.

And whilst we’re talking about voting, mayn’t you consider voting for Two Salty Dogs as Maine’s Best Pet Store? We are qualified. We have been elected the winner in the Downeast Dog News’s Readers Poll for the last 3 years. And we haven’t been indicted even once. Not even for the slightest impropriety. Not even for that time when Don used 3 store trash bags for personal use because all the stores were closed and he really needed to clean up a particularly bad mess that the dogs created in the back seat of his car.

So consider Two Salty Dogs as your choice for Maine’s Best Pet Store. What do you have to lose?

VOTE FOR TWO SALTY DOGS WITHOUT A BRIBE HERE

If you need a bribe to vote for us then click HERE to go to our Facebook page where if you vote and share our FB post, we will enter you in a $25 GIFT CERTIFICATE DRAWING! You will need to be a member of Facebook to vote and share :(