STOP WITH THE MEN’S NIGHT POSTS ALREADY
Come join us on Thursday, December 21st for Don’s FREE World-Famous Sirloin Chili and Corn Bread and 20% off everything except food and stuff already on sale!
You are welcome if:
1) You are not totally, completely, stark, staring insane.
2) You are not a man
3) You are from away.
4) You don’t like fantastic chili
5) Relatively free of serious easily-communicable diseases.
6) You need dog and cat-related presents lest you be ripped ear to elbow by your fuzzy little beast on Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice morning.
7) Felony-Free for at least 6 months.
Chili Starts at 4pm —– 20% off Starts 10am! —— Fun starts NOW!